Remember kids she’s not a whore if she’s an actress– Family Guy
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer...– Dr. Seuss, Oh, the Places You’ll Go! (via bookmania)
It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.– E.E. Cummings (via bookmania)
Story of the Earth
Denzel Crocker: [shows painting] And here's another painting... The Scream.
Timmy Turner: Why is he screaming?
Denzel Crocker: Because he was wrong! And he got an F!
[unrolls bottom of painting to reveal a table next to the screaming person, with an F on it]
Denzel Crocker: Like you!
[sticks a paper marked F on Timmy's hair]
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The sun will set tonight on all the lonely dreamers, only to rise again so we...– “Midnight Swim” - 36 crazyfists
NASA CONFIRMS THAT THE MOON WILL CRASH INTO EARTH... →
lalagolly: a-paper-anchor: bewbies: deathcab4booty: NASA scientists shocked the scientific community today by confirming longstanding theories that the moon’s orbit may come into contact with the earth… Read More I’m legit freaking out Oh my God… SONOFABI- ohh god! xD